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5 jokes about Bedtime

1. Why don’t beds ever lose at hide and seek? Because they always stay in the corner and mattress them the most.

2. Did you hear about the claustrophobic blanket? It just needed some space to breathe, but the comforter said it was too overwhelming!

3. Why did the pillow go to therapy? It could no longer cope with being stuffed with feelings every night!

4. Why did the bed file a police report? It got robbed early morning. The thief? An alarm clock, it just keeps stealing precious sleep hours!

5. What did the pajamas say to the bed? Don’t worry, I’ve got you covered.