“Tits and Whiskey” by Chris Stapleton
Love me tender, love me sweet
Let me feel your tender touch
Tits of love, make my heart skip a beat
And I’ll never ask for too much
Tits of love, bring me such delight
And I’m forever in your thrall
So come on, let me feel your might
And together we will never fall
Love me tender and love me true
I’ll always love you to the end
Tits of love, so warm and true
My heart and soul you will transcend
Tits of love, so soft and round
And I’m forever in your hands
So come on, let me hear that sound
And together we’ll make a stand