“The Tale of Terry, the Pizza-Loving Mermaid” by The MerTrust
Verse 1:
Terry was a mermaid who lived in the sea
She had a deep love of pizza for all the world to see
When the tide brought in the day’s catch, she’d smile ever so sweet
But when it was time for dinner, out came the pizza treat
Chorus:
Oh, Terry, Terry, why’d you ever go away?
You brought us so much joy with your pizza everyday
We’ll miss your sparkling laughter and your bright, shining eyes
Our pizza-loving mermaid is now out of our lives
Verse 2:
All her merfriends used to gather ’round her wherever she went
The sight of those pizzas was sure to set the mood intent
Terry loved those toppings, from anchovies to mushrooms
But when word came of her passing, it surely plunged us in gloom
Chorus:
Oh, Terry, Terry, why’d you ever go away?
You brought us so much joy with your pizza everyday
We’ll miss your sparkling laughter and your bright, shining eyes
Our pizza-loving mermaid is now out of our lives
Bridge:
Where she is now, no one can say
But the pizza party in her honor is still going on today
The stories that remain of Terry, will never be forgot
She was the mermaid that taught us pizza is the best we’ve got
Chorus:
Oh, Terry, Terry, why’d you ever go away?
You brought us so much joy with your pizza everyday
We’ll miss your sparkling laughter and your bright, shining eyes
Our pizza-loving mermaid is now out of our lives.