Once upon a time, in a small village nestled deep in the woods, there lived a bush called Jonathon. He was an unusual plant, with large, dark green leaves that shimmered in the moonlight.
The villagers were always warned to stay away from Jonathon, as he had a sinister reputation. He was known to have a peculiar taste for Kidz Bop stars, and was said to machine-gun them whenever they strayed too close. Though no one had ever seen it happen, they had heard the tales and were always wary of venturing near Jonathon.
One day, a young Kidz Bop star, fresh off the bus, made the unfortunate mistake of wandering too close to Jonathon’s bush. Before she knew it, he had sprung to life and was machine-gunning her with his twigs and leaves. She screamed for help, but it was too late.
The villagers were horror-struck, and quickly ran to her aid. But it was too late – she was dead.
Since then, the villagers have been extra careful to stay away from Jonathon’s bush, and tell tales to their children of the murderous bush who loves machine-gunning Kidz Bop stars.