“Clive the Old Man and His Stinky Cheese” by Creepy Town
Verse 1:
Clive, old man, he’s a sight to see
Lurking in the shadows with his bowl of stinky cheese
He loves it so, and it loves him too
It’s a smell that haunts the whole town through
Chorus:
Clive the old man and his stinky cheese
It’s a smell that fills the air and makes us all wheeze
Clive, old man, and his stinky cheese
It’s a smell that really puts us all at ease
Verse 2:
Clive, old man, he’s a mystery
No one knows why he loves his stinky cheese
It’s a smell that’s strong and sure to linger
It’s a smell that stinks up everything
Chorus:
Clive the old man and his stinky cheese
It’s a smell that fills the air and makes us all wheeze
Clive, old man, and his stinky cheese
It’s a smell that really puts us all at ease
Verse 3:
Clive, old man, he’s a sight to dread
His cheese is so smelly, it’ll make you drop dead
It’s a smell that’s strong and sure to linger
It’s a smell that stinks up everything
Chorus:
Clive the old man and his stinky cheese
It’s a smell that fills the air and makes us all wheeze
Clive, old man, and his stinky cheese
It’s a smell that really puts us all at ease