“Tony the Pencil”
Verse 1:
Tony the pencil, loves pencils and he’s always writing
His words so sharp, he’ll make your heart start a-quaking
He loves a good graphite, a pencil that’s thick
But don’t let him catch you, or you’ll get a nasty prick
Chorus:
Tony the pencil, he’s always so keen
He’ll sharpen his stakes and they’ll cut like a machine
His graphite dust is like a cloud of doom
Tony the pencil will get you in your room
Verse 2:
He’ll scribble and draw, he’s never in doubt
His writing is perfect, he’ll never leave out
His eraser is ready, it’s time to erase
But beware of Tony, he’ll never show grace
Chorus:
Tony the pencil, he’s always so keen
He’ll sharpen his stakes and they’ll cut like a machine
His graphite dust is like a cloud of doom
Tony the pencil will get you in your room
Bridge:
You better get out of his way, or you’ll pay the price
Tony the pencil, he’s a terror in disguise
Chorus:
Tony the pencil, he’s always so keen
He’ll sharpen his stakes and they’ll cut like a machine
His graphite dust is like a cloud of doom
Tony the pencil will get you in your room